Skip to product information
1 of 2

God Takes Sh*t and Turns it Into Compost

God Takes Sh*t and Turns it Into Compost

Regular price $5.95
Regular price $0.00 Sale price $5.95
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

"God Takes Sh*t and Turns it Into Compost"

It's a fact of life: sh*t becomes compost. Old becomes the ground for new life. Send this card as a celebration to someone who has overcome past trauma. 

(Avoid sending this to people who are currently in a terrible situation. We trust you can discern if this card will be taken well or not!) 


-printed on heavy, eggshell stock
-4.25″ x 5.5″ 
-comes with super nice kraft envelope and cute envelope seal
-blank inside for space to express yourself
-made in the U.S.A.


  • $5 flat rate shipping (within US)
  • Spend over $75 and get free shipping (within the U.S.A.)

Return Policy

We want you to be super happy with your order! If something seems amiss, we accept returns of unused and unopened merchandise within 60 days of delivery.

View full details

Or buy the whole set and save!

Save 20% when you buy our Limited Edition Complete Set

See More Cards from The Garden Collection

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Cheryl M Bryson
Great card —fun, wonderful artwork

Love all of these cards and have been sending them out for over 6 months….This one made me laugh and contained such a wonderful “garden sense of humor” that I ordered a
a bundle—you can’t go wrong —all my snail mail friends love receiving these cards